Funny happy birthday quotes

May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory. We still love you anyway. When i have a birthday i take the day off. Men are like wine some turn to vinegar but the best improve with age. Birthday art lost youth. Funny 40th 50th 60th aging quotes happy birthday wishes. 16 all the world is a birthday cake so take a piece but not too much george harrison. I don t remember the date i only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents. Tonight we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old. We don t grow old. You were born on this date so we are going to put fire sticks in baked goods and sing at you. Funny birthday quotes about cake candles and gifts. Time and tide wait for none but the time can stand still for a woman of your age. When we cease to grow we become old. But when my wife has a birthday she takes a year or two off.

Happy birthday to you. I know you re old. Growing old is mandatory. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Youth is the gift of nature but age is a work of art. May you live as long as the earth exist. Happiness is like uprooting of your nail everyone can see it but only you can feel the pain. But try to smile. Click here for 20 funny birthday wishes for superman fans. Also read these insightful age quotes for the young and young at heart. Got cake like everyday my birthday lil wayne the event happened on my birthday. Here are some of the most funny birthday wishes ever dished out from old age jokes to friendly jabs. Happy birthday to you. You look like a monkey and you smell like one too children s birthday song gotta get it even if it s in the worse way. 15 a friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday erma bombeck.

Just like what you ll feel today. Happy birthday to a person that is charming talented and witty and reminds me a lot of myself 9. The antiques in the front row of the store. Below are some of the funny birthday quotes. Nah just kidding you still have plenty of juice left in you and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Age in itself can also be pretty funny. Birthdays are good for you. The person that is now one year closer to arthritis. Happy birthday to you if yours is today.

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